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Mean Demotivational Poster


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




WHEN YOU REALIZE - that violence is every were.... just another reason to say home


TAGS: statues mean
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Axis

twill1962 - October 9, 2012, 11:51 am, #239856
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Kilted - August 11, 2012, 1:26 am, #238289
Well if they would stop blinking they would be fine
forseti - August 10, 2012, 10:08 am, #238258
"everywhere"?? "stay home"??? Sorry dude, it costs 5 seconds to check the spelling... And this is "da interwebs": it will stay FOREVER!


MY PRAYER -


TAGS: say it so you mean it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by flint

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 2:21 pm, #239152
Hey that's my prayer I say every-- never mind... :D


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am, #237241

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm, #237230
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe




immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by mariand

spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm, #258024
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am, #258016
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am, #258006
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm, #257996
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm, #257991
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm, #257990
Yes!


TRUST THE TRUTH -




MEANWHILE IN TEXAS.. -


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm, #248681
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm, #260621
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm, #245816

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


VALHALLA -


TAGS: so that means the valkyries are
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 9:01 pm, #138211
To the victor goes the ***ioca pudding!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 7:24 pm, #138185
Go for the kill Edna!


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm, #258266

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm, #245187
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am, #241379
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm, #223155
well done...


MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe


TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm, #244775
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241557
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241556
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm, #163729
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm, #163691
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm, #163659
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


MEANWHILE AT NASA - Someone got to second base! With a girl!


TAGS: nasa meanwhile
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:41 am, #238161
Lovin' this one. Cheers.


MEANINGLESSNESS - "Do you not know, poor mortals, that life is a race to dissolution?" -Seneca


TAGS: seneca meaningless
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by idlersjournal

TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm, #206673
5*
TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm, #206672
% Wins For you sir...or mam.
GySgt1811 - December 13, 2010, 2:09 pm, #206657
Ovid, Horace, Seneca...gotta love dem ol' Romans. Don't get no better 'til ya start diggin' in 12th century Arabic. 5 Iambic Pentameters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 1:42 pm, #206652
don't take that to heart...Forseti gives everyone skull. (see a doctor)
foresti - December 13, 2010, 1:27 pm, #206651
nice and deep. great start! 5 skulls from me


WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm, #228296
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am, #228284
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


Meanwhile In Australia -


TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm, #247520
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"


SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one


TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm, #55417
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


MEANWHILE - In Russia




WHAT IF SATAN IS FEMALE -


TAGS: do you mean what if
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Kohnel - January 20, 2011, 3:47 am, #210342
Why is this Motifake climing me as the creator? I had nothing to do with it in fact it was posted before i was even a member
Reality - March 20, 2009, 12:59 pm, #66825
Perseus and the Sphynx
Culos - December 23, 2008, 5:03 pm, #46305
'What if'??? Are you serious, she is for sure (as is God)
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 8:36 pm, #45912
This appears to be an EXACT duplication of: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=31129
Sir - December 21, 2008, 8:33 pm, #45911
hell no.


DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?


TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm, #246923
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm, #176594
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm, #176519
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am, #142798
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am, #142795
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am, #142780
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am, #142778
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am, #142774
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am, #142771
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am, #142769
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am, #142762
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142759
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142757
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am, #142748
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


MEAN COMIC GEEKS SUCK! - BECAUSE THEY SUCK!




THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!


TAGS: new meaning to h** dog
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm, #145720
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!


SALVATION -


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm, #205560

please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm, #205457
nice! 5l


POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #199023
Good one.


MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden




OVERTIME -


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am, #149619
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm, #149606
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm, #126821
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am, #126735
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.


CHRISTMAS SWEATERS - The gift that says I hate you!


TAGS: gift meaning hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 10:34 pm, #241930
Well I thinks it safe to say the guy in the middle bottom row...never will get married...the others their mother-in-laws gave them the sweaters teehee.
Silverheart - December 26, 2012, 8:06 pm, #241921
At leasr not to women good enough to prevent them from putting on those nightmarish sweaters. 5 'gee thanks grandma' Lions
greentea - December 26, 2012, 7:32 pm, #241920
Would it be safe to a**ume that none of these men are married?


MY RESIGNATION -


TAGS: i mean it
Rating: 4.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 7, 2010, 12:43 pm, #175031
But just to add some de-motivation to this one. Congratulations, you are now an 8 year old boy again. Let me introduce you to your Uncle p***bear, he'll be staying with us for a long while.
Ed-Hyde - May 7, 2010, 12:43 pm, #175030
NOT IT!
Zealot - May 6, 2010, 6:09 pm, #174908
if only...
Chef - May 6, 2010, 3:42 pm, #174901
Amen! 5L if you can find me... (runs away screaming, waving arms above head ala Kermit the Frog)


AIR QUOTES -


TAGS: i mean it man
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:22 am, #90166
"Thanks" aggy, and "great" comment. You're always so "witty" ain't ya? "Eh"? Ooops, I could get in big moose doo doo for goofin' on the "Eh". Hope no one noticed.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:19 pm, #90124
Great "poster"


THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am, #176677
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176676
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176675
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am, #176674
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am, #176673
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am, #176672
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am, #176671
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am, #176658
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am, #176657
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am, #176642

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am, #176641
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm, #174241
5 lions you've conceived.


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER -




Chernobyl -


TAGS: chernobyl meanwhile nuclear
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 18, 2013, 1:16 am, #247843
I'm not usually a fan of the simple ones but you got a good ol' laugh out of me. 5 mutated arms for you


Love is Inconceivable -




CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm, #165690
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




NO! - NO


TAGS: no retard mean g**
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by Justin

Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 10:57 am, #45441
Obvious- You pointed it out
Fubu - December 19, 2008, 10:43 am, #45438
Highway to hell- You are going straight to it.
Frav - September 2, 2008, 1:44 pm, #18438
I never do... but come on, this is pretty funny
adam - May 3, 2008, 1:53 pm, #2774
dude, dnt take the piss outa the disabled! HS!!!


WISHES -




MITSUBISHI PAJERO - JAPANESE COURTESY -


TAGS: pajero meaning wanker tosser
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - May 31, 2011, 2:42 am, #219393
just be careful if your next deployment is in Spain. It's know as Montero in Spanish speaking countries (and Shogun in the UK, whyever).
Micamars - May 30, 2011, 8:51 pm, #219380
That's funny I drove a Mitsubishi Pajero all over Kosovo on my last deployment.


MEANWHILE IN BELGIUM -




The Ugly Truth -




FACE PALM, NOT WHAT I MEANT... -




MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore




The Napkin -




WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian


TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm, #246239
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am, #215907
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm, #215879
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan


TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am, #152766
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am, #152742
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!


ANY QUESTIONS? -


TAGS: what do you mean
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:10 pm, #112904
Question: What's #3?


HIGH HEELS -




BANG BANG -


TAGS: gunsh** coffin death same meaning
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 6:25 am, #239052

Nice. The pic alone gives me the shivers
Greeny - October 7, 2011, 5:17 am, #224804
RIP Tin Cans, Paper Targets and Clay Pigeons


Seriously?!? -


TAGS: racist terms derogatory italian romany sicilian spaniard egyptian lost in meaning
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:44 pm, #255588
Probably Irish "travelers".


DECEPTION -


TAGS: might be a little mean
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm, #174148
I try to push the boundaries with my posters. glad you liked it
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:39 am, #165450
LOL, oh man that's bad. Very funny but bad


POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.




YOU'RE THE MILKMAN -


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am, #114561
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am, #114558
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am, #114540
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!


MEAN PEOPLE - we're not mean we just tell the truth and the truth hurts


TAGS: mean pople
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by DLM4

rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:56 am, #183097

The truth is often hidden in the clouded thoughts of those who think they are right


NASA -


TAGS: calendar i mean seriosly people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Iconoclast - September 20, 2012, 9:08 pm, #239273
How about George Jetson's car - never needed a parking space as it collapsed down into his briefcase. Never could understand how he could carry that briefcase.
ipaprime - September 19, 2012, 8:51 am, #239244
i want my jetbike


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am, #249009
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm, #248983
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am, #248970
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am, #248962
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am, #248961
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am, #248955
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am, #248954
ROFLMAO!
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm, #248940
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.


enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm, #249380
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm, #249378

Love the colors!~5Ls


A SINGLE LIFE - One. Just one. You're wasting time.




AND YET SOME CLEANING LADIES - Don't know what this means.




AND YOU THOUGHT -


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm, #180742
heh heh...5/5


HELL - Its not that hot But god keeps taunting you


TAGS: god is mean
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 16, 2012, 11:54 pm, #238499
I have heard it said that one of the things about hell is that the d***ed will be able to see heaven from there.


DO NOT MESS - with ThatOneChick


TAGS: she means business
Rating: 4.37/5

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atterse - April 15, 2010, 3:39 pm, #171495
fantastic.5l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 3:34 pm, #171493
That's great! 5L!


PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.


TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm, #234601
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything


DEAR DIARY - Day 47, I just don't think this gator has much fight left.


TAGS: i mean cmon
Rating: 4.05/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 7:36 pm, #160380
Good thing you told us that. It changes the joke completely.
matt28 - February 23, 2010, 7:25 pm, #160378
Cute, but its a croc
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:24 pm, #160350
LOL!
Faceplant31 - February 23, 2010, 4:40 pm, #160339
This is fukcing funny good stuff!


SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat




CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.




IRONICALLY - The Jews liked the show


TAGS: dont mean to be racist
Rating: 3.59/5

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booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:31 pm, #166841
41 stars and 10 lions ^^


HALCYON - When she has signed the papers, the body is six feet under, or the last of their boxes are with them in their dorm.


TAGS: peace that word means peace get a dictionary
Rating: 2.93/5

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Reason - November 14, 2009, 8:47 pm, #136604
your welcome and can thank my english teacher
temp - October 24, 2009, 3:11 am, #130234
Thanks for the definition Reason. I didn't get the poster otherwise and I'm too lazy to look it up.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 11:17 pm, #130132
And a very cool pic too.
Reason - October 23, 2009, 11:17 pm, #130131
impressive use of the word Halcyon. halcyon-golden serene peacful.


THE INTERNET - It's mean.




1 CV - Russia is going green! The French produced the 2CV but they went one better!


TAGS: culos cv means horsepower
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - February 15, 2011, 6:29 pm, #212449

I'm gonna steal this pic
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:53 pm, #212429
Wooohooo! And they picked the perfect Russian model to show off the car!


DESPAIR -




THE PATENT OFFICE -




RERUN IS A MEANY HEAD -




THE TRUTH -




SHAGRUG CUBBY - THE END OF AN ERA? -


TAGS: oh no does that mean no more chickfakes
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - November 4, 2010, 10:13 am, #201050
LOL...It only the next chapter, pouncing co****s!


LIFE -


TAGS: teh meaning
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:07 am, #171385
Ow. 5L.
spacedog - April 14, 2010, 6:59 pm, #171330
Nice one Anything, 5Ls. Very demotivating.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 6:05 pm, #171314
Welcome to my life... 5 Lifes for you ;)


HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!


TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm, #157204
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm, #157196
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am, #147545
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am, #147535

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?


DISCRETION -




I'M HERE -


TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm, #91852
Funny!!


PARTY ANIMAL - This guy is legendary




LINGETTES D'ECRAN -




BUDDHIST TANKA -


TAGS: what the hell is that supposed to mean master
Rating: 2.85/5

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spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:27 am, #118037
Love this one Haarakkon. Very clever. Reminds me of an odd little movie called Revolver.


DIFFERENT HEADINGS - Sometimes Have The Same Meaning !!!


TAGS: different heading same meaning women men zombies brains
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 11:15 am, #82625
I say: Wealthy Newspapers Their classifieds can differentiate between brain-s****** fiends and money-s****** fiends.


YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - because i bloody dont?




Indisputable -


TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am, #252544
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am, #252542
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am, #252541
But a broken drum...


For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -


TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm, #250918
Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm, #250916
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am, #250915
thats severely unhealthy


Say What? -




it takes an honest man -


TAGS: ad sense add meaning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:49 am, #250794
Honest/stupid about the same thing.


Chubbies -


TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm, #247085
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm, #247065
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm, #247062
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am, #246975
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.


I Said... -


TAGS: women words meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 11:57 am, #251878
Yep... when I want to tell a man what to do, where to go or anything else, no p****footin' around! From one gal to another thanks for the 5ers.
lgvernon - January 3, 2014, 11:46 am, #251877

Oh, I dunno, Prissy. I expect you're as plainspoken as I am. I usually cut straight to the chase. Same with 'fine', which translates to STFU. I washed out of charm school. 5LLLLL


k.i.s.s.i.n.g -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am, #252546
punny...sorta


DETAIL -


TAGS: detail yes i meant to do that
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 6:16 pm, #187111
I know, the artist/ sculpture of these is insane. Here is more of his work. http://izismile.com/2010/07/30/creative_pencil_sculptures_17_pics.html
GreyScorpion - July 30, 2010, 6:06 pm, #187105
it wouldn't be a FP without it. very nice 5L. excellent pic by the way, just excellent
rerun - July 30, 2010, 5:24 pm, #187097

The pencils on the top right & bottom left don't have metal bases.....there, I found the error. Love this one


Be Afraid -




Go Ahead Make Her Day -


TAGS: women words phrases meanings
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:49 am, #251869
Glad to hear it...feeling so outnumbered with all you guys and really need a few gals to view them...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:27 am, #251865
Loved the series, and so did my wife! Lol


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