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Mean Demotivational Poster

THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means

TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?

THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....

WHEN YOU REALIZE - that violence is every were.... just another reason to say home

TAGS: statues mean
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Axis

twill1962 - October 9, 2012, 11:51 am
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Kilted - August 11, 2012, 1:26 am
Well if they would stop blinking they would be fine
forseti - August 10, 2012, 10:08 am
"everywhere"?? "stay home"??? Sorry dude, it costs 5 seconds to check the spelling... And this is "da interwebs": it will stay FOREVER!

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...


TAGS: say it so you mean it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by flint

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 2:21 pm
Hey that's my prayer I say every-- never mind... :D


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.

MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!

immature -

TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by mariand

spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm



TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:06 pm
As a native Texan, I can tell you yes, it is an awesome state.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.

Love Means -

TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


TAGS: so that means the valkyries are
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 9:01 pm
To the victor goes the ***ioca pudding!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Go for the kill Edna!


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...

MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe

TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...

MEANWHILE AT NASA - Someone got to second base! With a girl!

TAGS: nasa meanwhile
Rating: 4.51/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:41 am
Lovin' this one. Cheers.

Meanwhile In Australia -

TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.27/5

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premiumgrade - December 4, 2015, 10:11 pm
Very nice. Simple with no extra verbiage. 5L
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"

MEANINGLESSNESS - "Do you not know, poor mortals, that life is a race to dissolution?" -Seneca

TAGS: seneca meaningless
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by idlersjournal

TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
% Wins For you sir...or mam.
GySgt1811 - December 13, 2010, 2:09 pm
Ovid, Horace, Seneca...gotta love dem ol' Romans. Don't get no better 'til ya start diggin' in 12th century Arabic. 5 Iambic Pentameters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 1:42 pm
don't take that to heart...Forseti gives everyone skull. (see a doctor)
foresti - December 13, 2010, 1:27 pm
nice and deep. great start! 5 skulls from me

WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.

TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol

SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one

TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!



TAGS: do you mean what if
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Kohnel - January 20, 2011, 3:47 am
Why is this Motifake climing me as the creator? I had nothing to do with it in fact it was posted before i was even a member
Reality - March 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
Perseus and the Sphynx
Culos - December 23, 2008, 5:03 pm
'What if'??? Are you serious, she is for sure (as is God)
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 8:36 pm
This appears to be an EXACT duplication of: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=31129
Sir - December 21, 2008, 8:33 pm
hell no.

DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?

TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!

TAGS: new meaning to h** dog
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm

please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
nice! 5l


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.

MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS - The gift that says I hate you!

TAGS: gift meaning hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 10:34 pm
Well I thinks it safe to say the guy in the middle bottom row...never will get married...the others their mother-in-laws gave them the sweaters teehee.
Silverheart - December 26, 2012, 8:06 pm

At leasr not to women good enough to prevent them from putting on those nightmarish sweaters. 5 'gee thanks grandma' Lions
greentea - December 26, 2012, 7:32 pm
Would it be safe to a**ume that none of these men are married?


TAGS: i mean it
Rating: 4.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 7, 2010, 12:43 pm
But just to add some de-motivation to this one. Congratulations, you are now an 8 year old boy again. Let me introduce you to your Uncle p***bear, he'll be staying with us for a long while.
Ed-Hyde - May 7, 2010, 12:43 pm
Zealot - May 6, 2010, 6:09 pm
if only...
Chef - May 6, 2010, 3:42 pm
Amen! 5L if you can find me... (runs away screaming, waving arms above head ala Kermit the Frog)



TAGS: i mean it man
Rating: 2.43/5

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Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:22 am
"Thanks" aggy, and "great" comment. You're always so "witty" ain't ya? "Eh"? Ooops, I could get in big moose doo doo for goofin' on the "Eh". Hope no one noticed.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great "poster"

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

Chernobyl -

TAGS: chernobyl meanwhile nuclear
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 18, 2013, 1:16 am
I'm not usually a fan of the simple ones but you got a good ol' laugh out of me. 5 mutated arms for you

Love is Inconceivable -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?

NO! - NO

TAGS: no retard mean g**
Rating: 1.81/5

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Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 10:57 am
Obvious- You pointed it out
Fubu - December 19, 2008, 10:43 am
Highway to hell- You are going straight to it.
Frav - September 2, 2008, 1:44 pm
I never do... but come on, this is pretty funny
adam - May 3, 2008, 1:53 pm
dude, dnt take the piss outa the disabled! HS!!!



TAGS: pajero meaning wanker tosser
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - May 31, 2011, 2:42 am
just be careful if your next deployment is in Spain. It's know as Montero in Spanish speaking countries (and Shogun in the UK, whyever).
Micamars - May 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
That's funny I drove a Mitsubishi Pajero all over Kosovo on my last deployment.

The Ugly Truth -


MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore

The Napkin -

WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian

TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.

SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan

TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!


TAGS: what do you mean
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:10 pm
Question: What's #3?

IRONICALLY - The Jews liked the show

TAGS: dont mean to be racist
Rating: 3.59/5

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booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:31 pm
41 stars and 10 lions ^^


YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - because i bloody dont?


TAGS: gunsh** coffin death same meaning
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 6:25 am

Nice. The pic alone gives me the shivers
Greeny - October 7, 2011, 5:17 am
RIP Tin Cans, Paper Targets and Clay Pigeons

Seriously?!? -

TAGS: racist terms derogatory italian romany sicilian spaniard egyptian lost in meaning
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:44 pm
Probably Irish "travelers".


TAGS: might be a little mean
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
I try to push the boundaries with my posters. glad you liked it
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:39 am
LOL, oh man that's bad. Very funny but bad

POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!

MEAN PEOPLE - we're not mean we just tell the truth and the truth hurts

TAGS: mean pople
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:56 am

The truth is often hidden in the clouded thoughts of those who think they are right


TAGS: calendar i mean seriosly people
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - September 20, 2012, 9:08 pm
How about George Jetson's car - never needed a parking space as it collapsed down into his briefcase. Never could understand how he could carry that briefcase.
ipaprime - September 19, 2012, 8:51 am
i want my jetbike

Pole Dancing -

TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.

enough is enough -

TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls

A SINGLE LIFE - One. Just one. You're wasting time.

AND YET SOME CLEANING LADIES - Don't know what this means.


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm
heh heh...5/5

HELL - Its not that hot But god keeps taunting you

TAGS: god is mean
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 16, 2012, 11:54 pm
I have heard it said that one of the things about hell is that the d***ed will be able to see heaven from there.

DO NOT MESS - with ThatOneChick

TAGS: she means business
Rating: 4.37/5

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atterse - April 15, 2010, 3:39 pm
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 3:34 pm
That's great! 5L!

PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.

TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything

DEAR DIARY - Day 47, I just don't think this gator has much fight left.

TAGS: i mean cmon
Rating: 4.05/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 7:36 pm
Good thing you told us that. It changes the joke completely.
matt28 - February 23, 2010, 7:25 pm
Cute, but its a croc
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:24 pm
Faceplant31 - February 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
This is fukcing funny good stuff!

SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat

CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.

HALCYON - When she has signed the papers, the body is six feet under, or the last of their boxes are with them in their dorm.

TAGS: peace that word means peace get a dictionary
Rating: 2.93/5

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Reason - November 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
your welcome and can thank my english teacher
temp - October 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Thanks for the definition Reason. I didn't get the poster otherwise and I'm too lazy to look it up.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 11:17 pm
And a very cool pic too.
Reason - October 23, 2009, 11:17 pm
impressive use of the word Halcyon. halcyon-golden serene peacful.

THE INTERNET - It's mean.

1 CV - Russia is going green! The French produced the 2CV but they went one better!

TAGS: culos cv means horsepower
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - February 15, 2011, 6:29 pm

I'm gonna steal this pic
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:53 pm
Wooohooo! And they picked the perfect Russian model to show off the car!






TAGS: oh no does that mean no more chickfakes
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - November 4, 2010, 10:13 am
LOL...It only the next chapter, pouncing co****s!


TAGS: teh meaning
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:07 am
Ow. 5L.
spacedog - April 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Nice one Anything, 5Ls. Very demotivating.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 6:05 pm
Welcome to my life... 5 Lifes for you ;)

HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!

TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?



TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm

PARTY ANIMAL - This guy is legendary



TAGS: what the hell is that supposed to mean master
Rating: 2.85/5

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spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:27 am
Love this one Haarakkon. Very clever. Reminds me of an odd little movie called Revolver.

DIFFERENT HEADINGS - Sometimes Have The Same Meaning !!!

TAGS: different heading same meaning women men zombies brains
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 11:15 am
I say: Wealthy Newspapers Their classifieds can differentiate between brain-s****** fiends and money-s****** fiends.

Indisputable -

TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...

For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -

TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy

it takes an honest man -

TAGS: ad sense add meaning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:49 am
Honest/stupid about the same thing.

Say What? -

Chubbies -

TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.

I Said... -

TAGS: women words meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 11:57 am
Yep... when I want to tell a man what to do, where to go or anything else, no p****footin' around! From one gal to another thanks for the 5ers.
lgvernon - January 3, 2014, 11:46 am

Oh, I dunno, Prissy. I expect you're as plainspoken as I am. I usually cut straight to the chase. Same with 'fine', which translates to STFU. I washed out of charm school. 5LLLLL

k.i.s.s.i.n.g -

Twisted Words -

TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am


TAGS: detail yes i meant to do that
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I know, the artist/ sculpture of these is insane. Here is more of his work. http://izismile.com/2010/07/30/creative_pencil_sculptures_17_pics.html
GreyScorpion - July 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
it wouldn't be a FP without it. very nice 5L. excellent pic by the way, just excellent
rerun - July 30, 2010, 5:24 pm

The pencils on the top right & bottom left don't have metal bases.....there, I found the error. Love this one

Be Afraid -

Go Ahead Make Her Day -

TAGS: women words phrases meanings
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:49 am
Glad to hear it...feeling so outnumbered with all you guys and really need a few gals to view them...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:27 am
Loved the series, and so did my wife! Lol